Learn about kitchen appliances honey, they might save you some money

Alright, so I am getting sick of Joe going out to eat every fucking day. Yes its his mom who takes him, cause she doesnt like to cook. Its called a fucking MICROWAVE for crying out loud..of course his mom is one of those paranoid yuppies who think they cause cancer...when it has been proven that in some cases, microwaves PREVENT cancer (from Ladies Home Journal..there was a thing that said to put your meat, fish and poultry in the microwave for ten minutes before grilling because it helps reduce the risk of STOMACH CANCER)...and well stoves and ovens, arent that fucking difficult to use, if I can use them I think anyone can. anyways..they really need to stop eating out soo much, I mean, you can buy enough groceries to last a month at the same cost that it takes to go out to eat once every day of the week. My mom doesnt like to cook but it doesnt mean that we go out to eat every fucking day (of course my mom isnt paranoid that the microwave will give us cancer)...Im sorry but this situation is just ridiculous.

~JgButtahz

LMAO Apprently, Im just a waste of gas

Okay so basically, I was talking to Joe and he was like "well I'd come over but itd be a waste of gas" So what, seeing your gf who lives fifteen minutes away from you is a waste of gas....glad to know you fucking care. so he's not gonna come over til friday cause itll be of convience for him and not a complete waste of gas since he has to go to DMACC for a bit anyways. but still. I guess all I am to my boyfriend is a waste of gas.

~JgButtahz

Chivalry is no longer dead

Oh no..it is back in full swing. Only it has reversed roles. thats right ladies and gentelmen. apparently its up to the female to pay for everything now. (well at least in my relationship) call me old fashioned..but Im a firm believer that the guy should pay for dinners and movies. I never knew that a 7.50 movie ticket (when you owe me about 50 dollars already anyways) would kill you. whatever..Ill have more fun at Wolverine friday night with Jasmine and Kara than you will have at the midnight of it by yourself.

things that came from all of this while talking to Jasmine and Chelsea

Jana|| says:
so what are you doin next fridayy?
Jazmyne says:
Mm, nothing that I know of.
Jana|| says:
girls night out with Kara and I and a very sexy hugh jackman?
Jazmyne says:
Mmm, hugh jackman.
I vote yes. <3
Jana|| says:
woot awesome. we will figure out teh time as teh day draws nearer
i was gonna go to the midnight with joe as well as go with kara in the evenign but since joe wont buy me a ticket...
i swear chivarly not only died in our relationship it came back to life and reversed roles...Im the one paying for everything lately..Ive bought him dinner (about 40 total for the both of us) twice within two months..not to mention also playing cheap and buying him mcdonalds...and all those times ive let him borrow money for getting concessions
at the movies
Jazmyne says:
Eww. Dates are not about equality dude.
That is the guy's jobbbb.
Jana|| says:
I knoww
i feel like i should grow a dick and his dick should become a vagina
Jazmyne says:
xD Eww. That was so gross. I totally LOL'd though.
Jana|| says:
hahaa
boy is gonna owe me about 100 dollars by the time he has the money to pay up
Jazmyne says:
Lol, yeah. That's not good xD


Jana|| says:
so im pissed ish at joe..for the fact that im always paying for him..he cant even buy me a simple movie ticket for the midnight of wolverine..so now Im going with Kara and Jasmine friday night
i swear chivarly not only died in our relationship it came back to life and reversed roles...Im the one paying for everything lately..Ive bought him dinner (about 40 total for the both of us) twice within
two months..not to mention also playing cheap and buying him mcdonalds...and all those times ive let him borrow money for getting concessions
at the movies

hope that helped
Chelsea says:
Thank you! I will now accurately read what you typed. Appreciate it.
Jana|| says:
youre welcome
Chelsea says:
Interesting. Chivalry apparently has died and switched places. He should pay for you once in awhile. It's fair.
Oh and have fun at Wolverine.
I want to see that too.
Jana|| says:
hes all like 'i dont have the money'
what the fuck am I? a bank?!
seven dollars and fifty cents isnt gonna kill him
Chelsea says:
Well, get a job and buy a cell phone and then give your gf some money. That is what I have to say in a nice-ish way of course.
No, of course not.
I mean everyone can loan someone that at one point or another or pay for the gf once in awhile.
Jana|| says:
yeah really
and i figured him buying me a 7.50 movie ticket would just go to him paying the tab
Chelsea says:
Yes, of course which is reasonable. However, at least you get to see the movie. I don't know when I'll have the time or cash.

~JgButtahz

Cause things will CHANGE

My best friend/sister has changed so much since she got with her boyfriend, and not in a good way either. She fucking acts like she has to be with him all of the goddamned time, and she says that Im bad with Joe. Um excuse me but I dont punch shit when I cant be with him. Okay I guess I have to go back to Tuesday. Kara's mom got tickets to BotB at VEISHEA, I swore that Kara and I had discussed getting someone to buy us both tickets and going together. but then she changed that shit and was like 'well its Andy and my two month anniversary and he is leaving anyways' .. so I was livid..who the fuck celebrates MONTHLY anniversaries (beyond the 6 month marker?) Like i was about to drop her ass out of my life. Then i finally calmed down enough..and her mom was able to get me a ticket. So last night was good..but thats for another time. then Andy finds out that the person he is riding with is getting him in the afternoon. So Kara gets pissed at him and is like 'well then Im not going to the concerts saturday' HELLO you're not attached to his hip, he's gonna be gone anyways, whats better? crying in self pity or having fun at a concert? Well now it turns out Kara's hand is broken (she punched inanimate objects) so she definetly isnt going tonight...umm hello..I have two words for her.. Anger Management <-- she needs it..Im sorry but anyone who punches shit just cause they're mad that their boyfriend is leaving (for work) has serious issues. ESPECIALLY since they've only been dating for TWO months..hello talk about attachment issues. The fact that she says that Joe and I are bad pisses me off..shes like 'you ignore us whenever youre with Joe' ..umm no, if I did ignore you Chelsea wouldnt basically force me to invite Joe to do shit with us. You're the one who lives with Andy (well not after today) and still has to be with him in all your free time. ..okay Im done ranting..she can go choke on one..

~JgButtahz

Im apparently the bad guy

So a couple of weeks ago, I started texting Cassie to tell her to back off of Kara and Kevin because she was annoying them and them telling her tostop doing what she was doing wasnt getting the message through. Okay everyone knows that when I fight, I dont fight fair. I get really mean and defensive. anyways by the end of all of this I guess their dad told cassie to tell me not to text her anymore..so Cassie texted me something along the lines of "Dont text me again..I dont care what you think"

So how does this apply to the present day?

Yesterday, I came home from my dads to drop stuff off before going to my aunt's house for easter dinner. My laptop wasnt there..so I assumed it was my sister..texted my mom she said that she moved it cause i didnt put it away. So I got angry and texted Kara to see if I could stay there. She said it would be best if I just stayed at home because Cassie and her dad are still mad over some of the texts that I sent Cassie two weeks ago. The fact that they remember these texts is just fucking crazy because I cant even remember a thing about it other than I was trying to get her to stop bothering Kara and Andrew. They really need to get over something that happened two weeks ago and move on with their lives, because it isnt that big of a deal.

whatever though Im over this bullshit..Cassie is NOT as fucking important as she thinks she is..I honestly think she needs a wakeup call, actually i think her parents should kick her out or send her away quite honestly.

~JgButtahz

we're all going to die

Today in my human biology lab, we had a lecture about cancer. Now I enjoy learning about this kind of stuff..but I also came to the conclusion that my professor is too stupid to live. She was just too annoying to listen too. Firstly she was like "Unless they catch the cancer right away the person will probably die within six months to a year..and it cannot be cured" Umm doesnt this also depend on the person and their will to live? of course you would think otherwise since you said "If I found out I had cancer, I'd just get euthanized" that is just rude to say..to people with cancer fighting for their lives and for cancer survivors. She basically said that if you're pale and get sunburned easily you will get cancer...great, Im a risk for a tumor. ..then we watched a video that said that breast cancer happens from a high level of estrogen..a women without ovaries isnt as much at risk...great I have ovaries...im a high risk factor. lastly the fact that she said people with cancer were dying with the disease..that just pissed me off, clearly she is quite pessimistic..saying shed get euthanized if she found out she had cancer, and that these people are dying with the disease....."To people living with, living with, living with..NOT dying from disease!" . So yeah...based on today...Human Bio professor is too stupid to live.

~JgButtahz

I need to clear something up

On my last post, I complained about Emo and Scene Kids. Yes I still do not approve of these people, but the girl in the video I posted, I just looked up her online identity and found out a bunch of shit, and I cannot hate her anymore. I found out she was basically harassed into deleting every single video she has made, she posted a video basically saying goodbye to youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYYIQW1d4MM here. No one deserves to be treated the way she was treated, no matter how annoying she may have been.

~JgButtahz